i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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