I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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