Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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