BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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