a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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