fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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