I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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