you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
