thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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