It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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