This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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