Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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