she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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