how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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