just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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