Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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