she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He? As in you personified your dick?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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