My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
