Rock
Scissors
Fuck
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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