Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
