South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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