Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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