I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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