check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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