butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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