You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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