it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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