I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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