i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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