Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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