don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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