he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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