4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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