doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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