My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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