What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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