spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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