i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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