I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The chlamydia really affected his face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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