I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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