He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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