I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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