Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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