I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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