so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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