quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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