so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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