Operation Purity has been aborted
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So much Jack, so little girl.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
