It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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