My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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