So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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