STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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