So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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