just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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