Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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